Total Medals Earned: 59 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,065 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (330/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
You made Pico, congrats!
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 24/45 (180/500 points)
Killed 20 enemies
Killed 2 enemies at once
Killed 3 enemies at once
Sticker (Common): Alien Hominid
Sticker (Common): Green Knight
Sticker (Common): Grunt
Sticker (Common): The Player
Sticker (Common): Tom
Sticker (Epic): Gold Whale
Sticker (Epic): Tricky
Sticker (Rare): Edd
Sticker (Rare): Orange Knight
Sticker (Rare): Racoon
Sticker (Uncommon): Boyfriend
Sticker (Uncommon): Hominid Agent
Sticker (Uncommon): Matt
Sticker (Uncommon): The Tank
Win 10 rounds
Win a game of Castle Crashers VS!
Killed 50 enemies
Win a game of Pico Roulette!
Survived for 1+ miles!
Killed 100 enemies!
Survived for 5+ miles!
Sticker (Epic): Cat Dad
Sticker (Epic): Necromancer
Sticker (Epic): Tord
Sticker (Rare): Hank
Sticker (Rare): Pico
Sticker (Uncommon): Beefy Villager
Beat 10 rounds!
Killed 30+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 4 enemies at once
Killed 5 enemies at once
Killed 6 enemies at once
Escaped the magma!
Break 100 blocks!
Broke 500 blocks!
Win 25 rounds
Killed 50+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 7 enemies at once!
Crossed the finish line! (~12 miles)
Win 50 rounds
Killed 100+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Win 100 rounds!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Earn $100 in total
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Medals Earned: 6/11 (175/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)